"Looking for a story where (...) is hurt and and lost on a plant while his team looks for him."

My mind is running amok now, imagining the hero in question hurt and lost on a terrifying green tentacled man-eating Audrey II-like organism, making up its own Dagobah-sized celestial body. Hrrr!

( you don't know what you're messing with )

[In the interview he] brings up the public squirmish the two had in 2008...

He knows the furry of the Time Lords.

(Crossposted from my original post at badfic_quotes. Thanks to pathology_doc for suggesting I do so :)

"Haemophilia is a generic disease."

This one's actually from an intentional trollfic, but I think it's funny enough to share. If not, mods can nuke this post. Anyway, the fic in question is a Hetalia fic written in answer to a request for intentional badfic on the kinkmeme. Naturally, it's riddled with misspellings, but this one got me;
... so den spain and romano arrived bcuz spain ( Read more... )

"...finishing up his own dinner, he threw a boner at the dog..."

That sounds like a very painful lessons in the limits of spell check.

Thank you for the giggles, though. :D

crossposted to fanficrants

Dear Self,

It's "real life", not "real lie". (Or is it?)
(At least this time I noticed it before posting.)

Dear Person on fanficrants,

How did you manage to misspell "colloquialisms" as "anachronisms"?

"Ingrid might have noticed he didn’t thrust any British folk of any kind"

Given that the "he" in question is Jack Harkness, this might not be a typo, but I think they meant "trust" :-)

From an LJ entry I've just posted:

It was almost as though it was trying to tall me something.

No, dear Self, tall =/= tell.

I was on the Glee Angst Meme, and somebody requested a story in which Kurt's mom was a prostitute. She rarely feeds Kurt, and gets angry if he makes a sound while she's with her costumers.

I understand that costuming is very high-stress, I wouldn't want to be distracted either. *giggles*